Or was It Dinner?

As in the case of an average fairy tale, the frog was obviously a prince under a wicked spell. To break the spell he would need to be kissed by a girl with a slight case of paraphilia and a lot of foolish musings.

Unfortunately, the princesses weren't cooperative in this story and our amphibian friend here used his tiny froggy brain and chalked it up to one thing: baldness is not attractive.

But in his reverie he forgot something! Looking like the next Cousin Itt wasn't that hot either (ignore the fact that Cousin Itt is married). The wig he had gotten was made for human heads thus, much too long. The girls couldn't tell he was a frog, much less where its mouth was.

So, while he never did get his kiss he did manage to star as the baby, What.